The year is 2015. In a stunning 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has just ruled that a centuries-old territorial division was unlawful. The Alabama and Mississippi counties and Louisiana parishes that once constituted the Spanish territory of West Florida must be reunified with Florida, and new congressional maps of each of the affected states redrawn by a special master.
Could this happen? No way. This is the most contrived pretense to have some fun and waste some time since The Expendables 2. But who cares? Let’s have some fun.
